Frankenstein Pizza Or The Modern Prometheus's Pasta
Digital Art - Markers And Digital
There are things science shouldn't probe too deeply into. Things that mankind, in it's quest to learn all things foodie, was never meant to know. This is the theme of so many Universal classic horror movies, and their basis, Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus.
This much is certain, though. the Undead crave Italian food. That's why we goombahs are never safe in zombie infested areas. After the desire to eat brains, the second thing on the menu for the Walking Dead is tomato sauce. Real tomato sauce, not the stuff you buy in cans. The primordial pizza. As far as the symbolism of various toppings go, like pepperoni or sausage or anchovies or onions or broccoli or spinach goes, I confess I'm as baffled as any of you are. And also as hungry, reading about all this tasty goodness.
To keep yourself safe from Frankenstein's monster and his ilk, you must ward off the evil by displaying this print in your kitchen, dining room, living room, or restaurant. Once a zombie or any other creature of darkness sees this print and understands that you know the undead love a good pizza chow down, they will sit patiently and wait for you to bring them a slice.
This is your moment to escape. If you choose to grab a slab of pizza instead of running for your life, don't say you weren't warned.
December 4th, 2014
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